Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Travis decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon,
he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After along period of silence she finally speaks.

Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think
it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns, boat & airplane.

Travis gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

�There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.�

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

�I wasn't �


I like that one BD.



Travis


Keep it in your archives. In case. laugh

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain