Originally Posted by archie_james_c
Originally Posted by DigitalDan




I didn't think so. RULE #1: DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, EVER, GIG A COTTONMOUTH AND BRING IT ON BOARD. EVER.

Ask me how I know.



Florida doesnt sound very hospitable...[bleep] snakes...[bleep] that....


It ain't. And then there's skeeters the size of birds, and heat and humidity that would make the devil break a sweat. Not to mention those big storm things called hurricanes. And then once the weather finally starts to cool off you can't go anywhere or go out and get a meal cuz the place gets overrun with Yankees. The deer are the size of German Shepherds and hunting on public land is only slightly less crowded and dangerous than a bingo palace on a saturday night in winter. And if you go bass fishin' you gotta watch out for big green lizards. They got them huuuge python thingy's down in the 'glades. And there sure as schit ain't no mountains hereabouts.

Yeah, it's a regular paradise here...not!


Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!

Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!

"30-06 guys don't worry about schit 'cause 30-06 guys don't worry....." 16bore

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