Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by MojoHand

If only I were that flexible
Life would be delectable
I'd never need a girl
I'd end up ruling the world

But I'd still get my pleasure
Still have my greatest treasure
Finally on my way
To becoming a gentleman of leisure



No, no, and no!

Life is not about self gratifications, sir. Life is about ensuring you have the ability to manipulate the opposite sex into gratifying you while maintaining a complete lack of dependence on said female.

GFY.

Why does everybody not think like me? I can't wait to clone myself.

Travis


I defer to your infinite wisdom sir and shall GFM!


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