Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by Jeff_O
Ok, so I'm out there working on this phookin' mess of a tree, like grownup pick-up-stix where you can break a leg if you aren't careful, and my goats are out there because they love willow and it's a part of the woods that the predators vector in from and they don't like to forage over there alone... anyway... so I'm cutting this tree up and one of them looks at me plaintively and says, clear as a bell:

"Traaaav! Traaav!"

Deflave, STAY THE [bleep] AWAY FROM MY LIVESTOCK! Or at least have the common decency to buy them some alfalfa first.


DUDE, that didn't rime and it was stupid.......fail.
Pry, harder.


Did you PYCOTC (truck seat in this case) during Wageslave's Big Adventure.... or was it too snowy out there for your wee ickle pointy boots?


The CENTER will hold.

Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two

FÜCK PUTIN!