Originally Posted by Gadfly
Originally Posted by SLM
Originally Posted by Gadfly
Originally Posted by wageslave
Morning Dave.
I'm kinda hung.............................over.
I asked Poobah about orangutan penis length.
He discovered Anthropology, you know.
Anyway, he wouldn't tell, so I took my own advice and drank more.


The average length of an orangutan penis is 1.5 inches, so if you're ever trying to pick up a chick who is a zoologist, never, ever tell her you're hung like an oranguntan (or a gorilla, either).

You are welcome. Carry on.


Curious how you gathered this information?



I spent several years wandering the jungles of Borneo with a 6" rule and a packet of photographs of female orangutans in suggestive poses. I had initially hoped that I could gather the data via self-reporting by the orangutans, but being primates, they tended to exagerate their measurements.



funny shidt grin