Pfffftt! Her cousin once had a JR jump off'n the trunk of a moving Chevy convertible. Went after a bunny that crossed the road behind them.

Dog was up on the back seat. Cousin Fred looked in the rearview mirror just in time to see the JR scoot out over the trunk and into the air. He went back, eventually found the dog out in the brush, still looking fer Brer Rabbit. Dog limped for awhile, got over it.


If three or more people think you're a dimwit, chances are at least one of them is right.