Was hunting on a really nice cool day once and saw a deer. Didn't know there was a cold snap about to hit when I pulled the trigger. Everything froze all at once. Muzzle blast, bullet, deer, everything.

I took a look at the frozen vortex from the bullet and realized I'd pulled the shot a little, so I went and picked up the deer and moved it to the right spot, then went home and had some beer and watched a football game by the fireplace.

I heard the muzzle blast on the 17th of March the next year and went down by the creek where everything had been hangin', so to speak. Perfect shot, right thru the heart! We're having backstrap tonight.

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain