Here. Let's start with this.

Here's our Fearless Leader with his ass-shot deer. Note coat placement. This was on PURPOSE. Note the steely glare of accomplishment as he squats by his Kill. No Imagination necessary here! No, he actually did aim right at the butt of that deer and pull the trigger. Then he truly did cover up the resulting Waste and Mess with his coat.

I'm cryin' here!

Those of us who've only done this by accident, and seen the resulting mess, can only stand in awe of the sheer... sheer... Ethicitude of doing it on purpose.

The text of the Deed is pretty amusing too. I'll save it for later.

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The CENTER will hold.

Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two

FÜCK PUTIN!