A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him.



The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He
looks down and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown"



The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the
floor.



The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking
him......The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"



In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you
just say to me?"



The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I
figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 ft tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown"



The Irishman says:



Turner Brown?!....Sweet Thunderin' Jasus.........I thought you
said,"Turn around!"


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain