I almost died today.

Wish I had video.

Ate a piece of orange and juice squirted down the windpipe. Gag, cough........throat spazed and I couldn't breath. Really. Never had this happen before. It was the longest minute of my life,trying to suck air thru a slammed shut windpipe.

When it opened a bit my intake sounded like what I'd guess a horse would sound like with a prickly pear stuck in its throat. Or maybe a Whoopee Cushion? Weird chitt noises anyway. About another 1 to 1-1.5 minutes of bugling and then the throat said phouc it and I could breath OK. But I couldn't talk. Wife was white, I was red, and a few minutes later I was OK.

I'm giving some oranges to Congress for Xmas. Two crates to the White House for Thanksgiving as a trial run.

Like the Sixx says, you gotta die before you can live.

Holy Phoucin' Doppelgangers, I don't recommend to to anyone I'd call a friend! Even if they wear leopard print thongs.


BD

PS: I need to see some pics of some seriously smokin' hot bishes....

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain