Originally Posted by DanAdair
Originally Posted by SLM
Originally Posted by SamOlson
My wife had stoppers custom made because my pecker is so long. Like those ones you use on hydraulic cylinders.


Dan, get off of sam's account .


Laffin. It wasn't me. For [bleep] sake, I'm a PhD in hydraulics here. I know that the technical term for what Sam's talking about is called a "cushion"

As for the rest of you... GFYs! I never claimed to wear out a 'Gina. I have White Boy Standard Issue parts for [bleep] sake. It's a figure of speech...

I'm in the same boat as Travis. Been off all week, I'm starting day 9 of this bender


You and Dave riding the same catamaran? SWEET!

P.S. I'm curious as to the whole "white boy standard parts" thing. I'm guessing you bought into the negro big schlong myth and are using it to make yourself feel more adequate?

Go stretch one out and report back.


MAGA