[bleep], I hate being single. Its terrible. I'm trying so hard to find that prefect soulmate to spend the rest of my days with.


But I'm a victim of circumstance.



I still wish I had pics of Crystal's perfect fake tits, but she deleted them all out of my phone while she was busy texting all my co-workers that I got herpes from [bleep] my cousin.

Lessons learned.... Always back up "the nudies"
and... Crazy bitches are GREAT in the sack, but truck tires still cost 800 bucks a set.

Maybe Keith or Travis still have pics I texted.

I'm Irish...

Of course I know how to patch drywall