Originally Posted by fatjack34
Originally Posted by DanAdair
Originally Posted by SLM
Originally Posted by SamOlson
My wife had stoppers custom made because my pecker is so long. Like those ones you use on hydraulic cylinders.


Dan, get off of sam's account .


Laffin. It wasn't me. For [bleep] sake, I'm a PhD in hydraulics here. I know that the technical term for what Sam's talking about is called a "cushion"

As for the rest of you... GFYs! I never claimed to wear out a 'Gina. I have White Boy Standard Issue parts for [bleep] sake. It's a figure of speech...

I'm in the same boat as Travis. Been off all week, I'm starting day 9 of this bender



...and if in fact you are Irish as claimed, than it stands to reason ou also have The Irish Curse....which entitles you to The Irish Inch!

I would tell you to GFY but packing an inch won't allow it without a mirror.


I'm Greek from the waist down laugh I'll cockslap you if we ever meet IRL.


I'm Irish...

Of course I know how to patch drywall