Tell her my shoulder is certified for the following:

Single and double barrel guns up to and including 10 Ga. and .50 caliber
Broadswords, battle axes, pikes, hammers and maces.
2 wenches at one time.

If she has further questions they may be submitted in writing and left on the fireplace mantel.

Regards,

BD

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain