That is [bleep] up!



Years ago one of my wife's friends gave her a bigass hollowed out plastic cock that enclosed a canister of silly string(gag gift).

I stole it and took it to work one morning. Acted like I was taking a piss and hollered for my 'boss' to come help me. He walks over like WTF? Blasted him in the face with the fake cock, had a small audience, it was great.