That ain't the wife, figger you figgered and you're just sportin' around. Girl in the pic does triple duty for me. Maid, gardener and bait when I want to shoot a young buck or two.

The Lightning is something special. The family doc, at least until he retired, he was a Lightning pilot back in the day. Flew Jugs too. He said the Jug was better for ground attack because it had that big radial on the nose for a bullet catcher. Worked too, 'cept they didn't fly well when it quit. He said it kept trees out of the cockpit when you got shot up straffin' Jerrys and went down in the woods. That was a personal perspective of his, but he said the room service sucked in the Stalags.

On reflection he admitted the Lightning did have some advantages...like bringing you home.

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain