Knew a fella once whose mom or dad, one or the other, did finish work on glass eyes. He had one.

There was a card game going on at the O'Club. Contemplating a bet he looked up and puckered his lips a little and the third eye emerged. Gawddammdest looking thing you ever saw. Dunno who won the hand but we laughed for about an hour.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain