After reading the last few pages, I began wondering what might happen if a race of super advanced extraterrestrials landed on earth and logged on to the BTE to observe and analyze human behavior. After poring thru the 4300 odd pages What would they think and do?

Would the ET's :

A. See what is going on here and decide humanity and earth are a catastrophic drain on universal mental energy and immediately request the Intergalactic Battle Fleet to vaporize Earth so that billions of cosmic brain cells can live in safety.

B. Determine that all earthlings are absolute savages and quarantine our entire solar system as the Forbidden Zone and summarily execute any creature who dares even let the letters BTE cross their lips.

C. Buy a large parcel of land adjacent to the Rez and open a combination all night gun shop, shooting range, liquor store and drive thru bordello with free GFY stickers and Aviators for everybody. grin


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