And yes, merry [bleep] Christmas to all of you, even Fatass. If you don't celebrate Christmas, or are just one of those new age PC pussies, GFY!

Fatass, I'm not going to even google who that bitch is.

Time to start drinking... I hate extended family that I pretend like a give a [bleep] about once a year. Drinking helps.


I'm Irish...

Of course I know how to patch drywall