Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by archie_james_c


C-U-N-T

"Can't Understand Normal Thinkin'"

Some people. We all just got laid off today. But we're all getting called back, except for one guy laugh


Got a call from the PD Sunday morning.

"Sir, your ex-wife called and said she is supposed to pick the kids up for Mother's Day."

"Correct"

"She says she is afraid to come to your house and wants you to meet her down here."

"I don't care."

"Is this something you'd be willing to accomodate her with this morning."

"No."

"She says she doesn't want to come to your residence."

"Then tell her to get a divorce decree that states I have to meet her somewhere, or to file for a restraining order. I don't alter my Sunday mornings because of people's imaginations"

"Thanks sir. We'll let her know."


Dave


I can't believe that she's still causing you that much drama. But I'm glad you're an assshole smile

I feel sorry for you poor [bleep] that get divorced with kids. Dave was right, I just had an expensive break-up. My divorce might have set me back 8 years financially, and lost a 259,000 dollar house. But once I left the courts on 4-22-2011, it was [bleep] DONE and over with.

Whenever my ex calls or texts me, I just ignore it... Whenever she really amps up her drama, I just [bleep] another one of her friends. If she pulls any [bleep] trying to get me thrown in jail again, I'm going to [bleep] her mom in the ass, doggy style, and send her pics.

Pissed off wives are more evil than Satan himself... Never underestimate what they will do to even up the score... That's the first rule of going through a divorce.

I'm Irish...

Of course I know how to patch drywall