'Morning Crank Yankers!

I don't mate with CBs, I whack. Amazons are cool.

And I haven't shot a "short" in years. I have standards you know.

But I get your drift. So, get drunk with Paulina and she can help. If that fails you can always GFY. Send a report if you have any luck.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain