Sometimes things appear more complicated than they are. For example, if a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, what's the price of chicken?

Before you pull out your calculator I suggest you take a look at the grocery flyer in today's paper.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain