Originally Posted by DanAdair



Cabin Fever days last year was when she drank a [bleep] of Caesers and tried to kill us both in her Geo Metro. I pulled the E-brake then bailed out the passeger door when the car stopped and went full blown Bush Ninja until I snuck back to the Southfork and called a buddy to give me a ride.

Crazy bitches are GREAT in the sack, but truck tires cost 800 a set.



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