Kiss a toad and it turns into Schtick?

what's better? the before or after scenario...

not much of an improvement one way or the other....

but chicks dig short ugly things...

just look at how many of them have short ugly dogs that bark at everything, as they have delusions of being bigger than they actually are...

so that considered.. Schtick may be more of a lady's man than we all give him credit for....

I wonder if Travis can handle the competition??? whistle


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