Hey, how are you?

You know what lawyers use for birth control?

A: Their personality.

You know what squirrels and cigarettes have in common?

A: They are both harmless until you put them in your mouth and light up.

KMA, rock'n roll doooood!


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain