Originally Posted by DanAdair
Originally Posted by calikooknic
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I'd bang her... Because she's got on Star Wars schwag and she might bo one of those closet dorks that studies the Kama Sutra, and has watched HOURS of porn. I'm saying there's an 80% chance she scores a 9 or better on the Sexual Ninja scale.


You are close, Dan, but you missed an important clue. She's not a Sexual Ninja, she's a sexual JEDI. By God, son. She can use the force!!


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