Not so fun fact. Some of those contortionist positions may look inviting.

Trying to access certain areas will result in pain and physical injury.

TO THE MALE EQUIPMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Certain of the lady's ligaments and tendons can shift and inhibit the insertion of Mr. Happy.


I found out just how much stress the "frenulum of the prepuce" will withstand. NOT ENOUGH!!!!

I screamed like a little girl and bled like a stuck hog.
Snapped that s.o.b. like a rotten rubber band!

My companion for the evening's festivities thought it was hillarious.

Said she was gonna tell her gal pals she finally got a man cherry.