Poobs, are you sure you sent my Christmas gift to the correct address? Still haven't seen her. They say UPS and FedEX are both caught up.


Dave.


Those who are always shooting off at the mouth usually aren't shooting straight.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.

Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
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