I thought that I was a Lesbian for a while. The wife convinced me that I aint by making me study a map. Turns out I'm a West Virginian. As far as lesbians, she said I sure do eat like one. Still not sure what she meant. Can anyone hear explain it to me. I learn quicker with pictures.

Dave.


Those who are always shooting off at the mouth usually aren't shooting straight.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.

Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
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