I'd be careful if I was in your position. Possibly the next thing we will be seeing is your ass on the cover of Mens Health or Muscle and Meathead Magazine. Then stardom and all that goes with it. May even be the impetus for a once a year monthly issue, much the same as the SI Swimsuit edition. Women the world over will be waiting with anticipation. Your name will be spoken in the same breath as the other Titans of muscle. Schwarzenegger, Reeves, Smokepole, etc. Although they were mainly famous for the bulging bicep. Hmmmm�.
Fame can be a bitch. No time for hunting, fishing, camping or the fire. Careful�.
Anyway, its been almost 5 months since the Penquin started this adventure. Report card time. Have gained three pounds, but lost a notch on the belt buckle. I never see my ass. Not sure how it is doing. Guess at my age I should be happy it is still there.
