4. "Squats are bad for you." You are possessed of profound unfixable stupid.
Other things:
Once you get your body to this level of strength, if you lose lots of it due to training suspension, it comes back VERY QUICKLY without the super duper food needs.
There is absolutely no reason that you can't start tomorrow on this program and make at least 75% of the progress described above in the next six months, well in time to change the diet and develop strength endurance necessary for hunting season.
Don't bother with any of this if you cannot give up the little cardio activities which will interfere with strength progress. You can't train strength endurance until you are strong.
