Dang Dave! Last year during a brutal cold snap he gets sent to california. Now he gets sent to chicago where its a balmy 11 degrees. He's probably window shopping in a t-shirt.

The deer hunter does not notice the mountains

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto

There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...