We won't attack you here. I don't think there has been any on this thread, ever. Pretty amazing when you think about it.
About your phone, it's easy to do. Use your USB cord and plug the one end into your phone, then the other into your computer. It will also charge your phone while you do it. Open an Itunes account while you're at it. Thousands of songs that are $1. Then you don't have to buy a whole album to get a few songs from it you like. Trust me, if I can do it, you can.
