I was in Flee Farm last night and sniffed all the gun cleaners and oils. Pretty soon another guy joined me, then another, and another. A pretty woman walked by and that led to some pushing and shoving, then all out head butting....

My trigger finger really does itch. Literally. Damn those skimpy made-in-China carving kits with the cheap saw. It broke and I cut my trigger finger. Oh, you should have heard the wailing. I CUT MY TRIGGER FINGER! I CUT MY TRIGGER FINGER! Luckily some antibiotic and a camo band aid and I am well on my way to recovery. But it does itch like crazy.


What you do today is important, you are trading a day in the rest of your life for it.