Sleep hunting? Check. Daydream Hunting? Check. Yep, I have all the afflictions. All my conversation start out, "So, ya going deer hunting this weekend?". Even to babies.

I just got The Call. On my phone. It rang, I picked it up and said Hello.

The guy on the line simply said, "I got something for you."

My legs trembled. I said, "I will be there shortly. Lunchtime. Do you have dimensions?"

He said, "yep,6 feet high by 4 feet wide by 3 feet thick."

I asked, "Heavy?"

His response, "you will need 2 guys".

Anyone know what da heck I am referring to? Any guesses?


What you do today is important, you are trading a day in the rest of your life for it.