Hey, does anyone have any Disney World tips? Gonna take the kids there in a few weeks.
Yeah, I do...go buy the biggest Mickey Mouse cup you can find as soon as you get in the park. Take the 5th of whiskey you snuck in, out of your pocket and dump it in the Mickey Mouse cup, then get yourself a Coke and top off that cup....yer gonna need it!
Keep your kids close, there's a lot of creepy's in there. Don't get me wrong, it's a fun time, especially for them.
If you go to the "Animal Kingdom", be prepared to be looked down upon as a hunter. One of the rides is chasing hunters, so they don't shoot the elephant or whatever it is. But it is a good time to help your kids identify good and bad or "shoot, don't shoot" situation. That went over like a fart in church when I was doing that.
That went over like a fart in church when I was doing that. 
