Never saw a drunken chipmunk, but have seen a drunken grouse.
In the fall there's a berry that the grouse like that ferments the longer it stays on the bush. Grouse love em. The one I saw was having a heck of a time staying on a branch. Wobbling all over the place. It finally tried to fly off and crashed into everything in it's path. Surprised it didn't braek it's neck.
Sure was a hoot to watch it.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears kill you.
