WINTER Poem

It's winter in Minnesota
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.

Oh, how I love Minnesota
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Minnesota
Cuz I'm frozen to the ground!

98% OF Minnesotins SAY "OH Sh#T" BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.
THE OTHER 2% SAY, "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS."

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears kill you.