I drive a 92 chevy 3/4 ton long box extended cab. she's a boat but it just won't quit. mama has a new to her 2011 Ford Fusion in a color I call "mucus green" kind of a pastel color. she likes it, that's all that counts I guess. I commented on how the trunk should fit two deer, I probably shouldn't have said that considering the look I got from her.

now I just gotta figure out what to do with her liberty


Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.

Calm seas don't make sailors.