I all most made speed beef out of one of those wily turkeys here yesterday. The stupid bird got up off the road in front of me and flew right down the middle of the road at about 4 1/2 foot high. It was interesting at first, but after following this bird for a good 200 yards and waiting for him to get the [bleep] out of my way, I'd just about had enough. He finally ran out of gas and veered off the road and landed in of all places, a pasture. There's one big gelding in that pasture, and it failed to see the humor of that big ugly bird invading it's turf, so proceeded to chase it half way across the field. 'Guess it just wasn't a good morning to be a turkey.......
