seventeen pillows? wtf do you need a bed for if you got that many pillows?
This is what I'm saying. She's nuts. Same ritual every night. Take the damn pillows off so I can go to sleep. Trip over pillows in the dark to go to the bathroom. She makes the bed, no way I'd do it. Next day: rinse, repeat.
When she's gone, I like to pick a different one each time and have a nice drool nap.
