my son loves to pee in the yard and tells me I should. I told him we live in town and the neighbors wouldn't think it was as funny if I did it smile he'll be 6 in august. I'm proud of him, he'll even drop his pants to his ankles and laugh while he twists like he's shooting down imaginary fighter planes, kinda makes me jealous.

thankfully he never had a problem whipping it out on the carpet. he did like it when I tumbled brass though. he realized if he stood right next to the tumbler and leaned forward a little, that vibrating action felt really good. I'd always catch him standing there. I got a picture somewhere, it was freakin hilarious! I think he was about 2 at the time.


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