I was elected president of the clay county winter fishermans association last night...
Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer gets elected to the head of the union at the nuclear power plant.
"So what does this job pay?" "Nothing." "D'oh!" "Unless you're crooked." "Wahoo!"
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” ― Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear
