poor ole fat 300 lb 185 inch forky toes... (I wish)
see, his body is so heavy that his feet started to deform... big fella got a hard time getting around.
I saw him once you know.... yeah, he was coming from the south. He had been down to a lake that's just south of us. See, I can tell cause he was walking with a fish in his mouth. Looked like about a 4.5 lb northern pike. Next day in the paper there was a story about a 415lb black bear found dead down by the lake, cause of death undetermined but they said it looked like he was stabbed with a chandelier. Most folks thought that was a pretty strange explaination....
I never said nuthin about seeing that deer with a 4.5lb fish in his mouth... But I think about it now & then, I wonder if ole forky was actually hungry for that fish or if he just really didn't want that bear to have it....
(I wish)
