I love when guys call on a Thursday to see if you want to play in a hockey tourney that coming weekend:
Friend: "So, you wanna play in the Walleye Chop tourney in Blaine this weekend?"
Me: "Why, yes, I think I will miss all the mother's day weekend stuff we have previously set up with family. Telling my wife about it today will be a bonus. I am sure it will go over great. We will be staying out late and drinking after the games too, right????"
