Have no fear I am sure the Dept of No Response will soon figure out to require licensing for the recreational harvesting of Morel mushrooms.

Then all the log owners will have to get commercial licenses. Dept of Health and Commerce will jump in for regulatory measures. Not to mention the mushroom control board of the ACLU to prevent outstate discrimination to the metro residents as everyone knows that outstaters dont share harvesting locations.

(Believe it or not I have actually heard these proposals at one time or another)