To be honest, as much as I'd worry about it... I'd preffer a little outdoors adventure for the kids rather than watching them cook there brains sitting on the couch staring at a tv screen playing violent video games all day.

And Tom, you're right. If there were an elevator and a rickety dangerous rusty cable ladder to choose from, both leading to heaven, Thad would have chose the ladder.

Unless there were free drinks and dancing girls in the elevator.




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