ITS THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP AT CHICKENBUCK Dave's GOT A SWOLLEN HEAD He's LYING WITH THE DUST BALLS UNDERNEATH his BED
AN ICY BREEZE IS BLOWING IN THROUGH THE TONGUE AND GROOVE Tzones PANTS ARE FROZEN TO THE FLOOR AND he's TOO SICK TO MOVE
He DIDN'T DRINK TOO MANY ONLY THIRTY CANS OF BEER IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT LAST SHOT THAT PUT him UNDER HERE
CHORUS: IT'S THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP AND ALL THE gang is HERE they DRINK PLAY CARDS AND SHOOT THE BULL BUT NEVER SHOOT NO DEER THE ONLY TIME they LEAVE THE CAMP IS WHEN they GO FOR BEER THE SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP IS THE GREATEST TIME OF YEAR
I REMEMBER PLAYING POKER THAT WEEZY MUSTA WON SHE'S WEARING MY NEW SWAMPERS AND SLEEPING WITH MY GUN
RWS SNORING LIKE A CHAIN SAW THE CAMP SMELLS LIKE A DUMP SOMEONE'S DIRTY UNDERWEAR IS HANGING ON THE PUMP
Colorado's IN THE WOOD BOX EENERS PASSED OUT ON THE STOVE HIS Fur coat IS SMOKING I WONDER IF HE KNOWS
CHORUS
Dusty's CRAWLING THROUGH THE DOOR I THINK he GOT FROSTBITE HE PASSED OUT IN THE OUTHOUSE AND HE'S BEEN THERE SINCE LAST NIGHT
THEN Muffy STUMBLES THROUGH THE DOOR HE SAYS she GOT A BUCK She WAS COMING FROM THE WAYSIDE AND she KILLED IT WITH her TRUCK
THEN Bangflop CRACKS A BEER AND SAYS ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE Muffy GOT THE FIRST BUCK SINCE 1968
CHORUS
Now CHickenbuck can have it's own theme song.
Holy smokes Bill, were you there? that about sums it up.
