I have a few that I can add but want to tell you guys about one that isn't mine. See these guys have a hunting camp in northern MN. Every year they go up there and every year they come home skunked but full of tall tales about the big one's that got away. I guess the stories get more and more elaborate every year. The truth was they didn't even hunt. They went for a 10 day drinking, card playing bender to get away from the wives. Well one year, one of the guys wife packed all his clothes like she has in years past. He got to camp only to find he did not have any clean socks or underwear in his luggage. He wore the same ones the ENTIRE time. He got home and needless to say went to confront his wife about her irresponsible packing job. She smiled and said "you did to have clean socks and underwear. I packed them in your gun case!!!"
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
He got home and needless to say went to confront his wife about her irresponsible packing job. She smiled and said "you did to have clean socks and underwear. I packed them in your gun case!!!" 
