I think my dad still has nightmares about the hair cuts, Gramps used to give him.
My wife used to be a hair dresser and she still cuts all of our hair. Our youngest boy would NOT sit still during a haircut for nothing. He would wiggle and scream and cry every time she would try to cut his hair. Causing her to mess up etc. Finally one day she told him "if you don't sit still, I'm gonna put you in a head lock and shave you bald!"
He didn't sit still...
He was bald.
(Or as close to bald as you can get with an electric clipper)
Funny, now when its time for a trim, you'd swear that kid is a statue!
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
